Physics and my desk

[elhoff]

I think that I have proof of matter being spontaneously created from the void!

Only about a week ago I had my desk almost entirely cleared off.  I had entered all my receipts into Quicken, thrown away all the junk, and filed all the important papers.  I even balanced my checking statements.  Now it is spontaneously covered with papers again.  I can only come to two possible conclusions: 

    A)  I'm a slob
    B) The Big Bang is occurring on my desk! 

I personally prefer to think that it is the latter.  Yeah, that must be it.

Comments

Gnomes

[selkiejen.livejournal.com]

Nasty little clutter gnomes actually, I have caught one or two of them at their diabolical work of recluttering the surfaces in my house after I have cleaned them. There has to be a way to placate them, but I haven't figured it out yet, but when I do, mwuhahahaha!

Re: Gnomes

[elhoff.livejournal.com]

Maybe sacrifices are the answer. Try sacrificing a gnome or two and see if they get the message!

[hastings1066.livejournal.com]

I thought that the big bang would involve *clearing* the desk first. So it B had happened it should all be on the floor...

[khanfused.livejournal.com]

C) In the dead of night, when everyone in the house is asleep, pieces of paper sneak out, mate, and make more paper. And DAMN but they've got a fast reproductive cycle.

[aleeceh.livejournal.com]

With the aid of a PaperMate, no doubt. I always knew that pen company was up to something nefarious!